Rule #2 – Watch your back

There has been countless times where people have thought themselves safe but moments later for a zombie to come and claim his manwitch.

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Rule #1 – Watch out for Friendly Fire

Worst case scenario, your in a shoot out against hundreds of zombies. You need all the firepower you can get! So MAKE SURE YOUR SHOOTING ZOMBIES! We are low on humans as it is!

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The Team

We have an excellant team on hold from our very own Roliana Zombie Defense League! The will be keeping you and the streets safe!

So far the team is:

 Sarah
Class 4 zombie hunter
Weapon of Choice: A chainsaw

Tom Hughes
World renowned zombie assassin
Weapon of Choice: Driver Golf Club
Aluminum Baseball bat

Alicia Somelastname
10 in boomerness and class 1 for agility
Weapon of Choice: Frying pan

Zaira, but you may call me Poppy or Zee :3
Skilled Zombie Assassin
Weapon of Choice: –Machine Gun–flamethrower x3

 Lynne Cheshire
Medic, sniper and local nerd.
Weapon of Choice: Water sniper-gun, electronics, sweets and medical items (I.E. needle shots.)

Liza, but also goes by Ginger, Lie, Pumpkin, Buu, Nail, and Big Green.
A class 7 zombie hunter with a class 3 specialization in stripper zombies. Also, current Group Leader.
Weapon of Choice: Broken glass bottle, though she’s reluctantly upgrading to the shotgun.

Heather, meiko, cat, hey you, knock it off and of course heathen
Rogue
Weapon of Choice: crow bar

Death The Kid, Kid, Lord Death’s Son
Reaper
Weapon of Choice: Twin Pistols


The Zombie Survival Guide

So, the end of the human race is upon you and the living dead are walking the streets? If you are still alive and reading this then that is a good start as it means…your not dead! Congrats!

This guide will cover everything and more that you need to know about living in zombie apocalyptia and surviving against those groaning meat sacks.

Good luck!